In the book business since 2009
Jamie is barely a child of the 80's, was born in the fall, and has issues with academics, avoidance, tardiness, laziness, hygiene, spelling, snobbery, guilt, sensitivity, anxiety, and fast-food addiction. He is pathetically obedient to authority and is easily spooked. Please do not take advantage of this by giving him an order or saying his name suddenly. He has experienced periods of responsibility, creativity, and drive, but has never failed to ultimately give up on his life goals, such as a hot body, a laid-back personality, and fame for anything. He is undoubtedly a good-sport and surface-level nice. Jamie is not religious or political, choosing instead to be a movie-lover. He is, as evidenced by the previous sentence, pretentious, but not smart enough to justify it, and is dreadfully long-winded, as exemplified by this sentence and the paragraph it lives in. His hobbies have included writing and illustrating and he is an obsessive ranker of things - mostly media, but also of personal acquaintances. He's probably obsessive compulsive, but can't quite afford to find out for sure. He also need glasses.